collegehumor: Live Goat Offered As Prize Is the goat provided…
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Is the goat provided by Samsung, too?

Is the goat provided by Samsung, too?
5-Year-Old Picks a Master Lock in Under a Minute
I think it’s obvious who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

Kim Kardashian’s IMDB Bio Is AMAZING

I thought I was 100% sick of this song, then these two kids did this.

You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.


Tanning is dangerous! So we created a chart of tanning hues that you can use like a paint strip to make sure you don’t end up looking like tanorexic New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil. Whatever you do, don’t go full Valentino.

workout cat. [video]
The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid is Your Liberal Arts Degree.:
By now you’re probably wondering what this is all about, whyFBI agents pulled you out of your barista job, threw you on a helicopter, and brought you to NASA headquarters. There’s no time, so I’ll shoot it to you straight. You’ve seen the news reports. What hit New York wasn’t some debris from an old satellite. There’s an asteroid the size of Montana heading toward Earth and if it hits us, the planet is over. But we’ve got one last-ditch plan. We need a team to land on the surface of the asteroid, drill a nuclear warhead one mile into its core, and get out before it explodes. And you’re just the liberal arts major we need to lead that team.
I. Am. Dying. You simply must read the rest.


I made this chart after reading an article that informed me that sitting more than six hours a day was effectively killing me. I immediately flipped out and started eating lunch standing up (which I still do pretty frequently). However, that only brings my daily sit time down to about 23 hours.
Anyway, learning this fact made me wonder what other things were lowering my lifespan.
Explanations and sources for each fact can be found here: http://bit.ly/IAPhpl
…and yes, you read that right…NOT drinking alcohol (in moderation) supposedly reduces lifespan.